“My stars! Where did you ever get that awful hairdo? It doesn’t become you at all. Here, for goodness’ sake, let me fix it up. Look how stringy and messy it is. What a shame! Such an interesting monster, too. My stars, if an interesting monster can’t have an interesting hairdo, then I don’t know what things are coming to. In my business, you meet so many interesting people. Bobby pins, please. But the most interesting ones are the monsters. Oh, dear, that’ll never stay. We’ll just have to have a permanent.”
Bugs Bunny “Water, Water, Every Hare”


In my business, you meet the most INTEREST people, but they are never monsters.  They are just…interesting.  After eight years in New York City, I’ve collected a few.  Taken out of context, it might seem confusing, but MOST of them made sense at the time.  (Except for the guy standing on his head, that was just weird.)